Smelly Man

You know that famous song on Friends that pheobe sings about the smelly cat? If you've forgot, let me jog your memory, it goes like this: "Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault..." Anyways, thats just a little taste of it. K well this last weekend I experienced something on the bus (go figure) that instantly made me think of that song... only 'cat' was replaced with 'man'. I've never really had strong smellers... for whatever reason I was not blessed with a good sense of smell. That is until last Thursday came along! Now i'm not making fun of this guy... actually instead I'm quite impressed! This guy HAD to have gone months without showering... he didn't look bad, but boy did he smell bad! Lets just say I was sniffing robins hair for more than half of the bus ride. AND to make matters worse.. he was upwind from us. Brutal. I wish my smellers would go back to being weak, life was much more enjoyable!

One good thing that came out of that patience-testing and gag control bus ride? A stop at Pearl Harbor! Me and Robs went there for a few hours and it was actually really fun! Ok it wasn't really "ha-ha" fun, but rather an "interesting" fun. Reading about all the different weapons and actually seeing them up close. Holy crap I would never want to get in a fight with America... I'm glad I'm on the "strong side" ("strong side! left side!" name that movie.) Anyways it was pretty cool to go there and walk around. I felt like a little kid playing with the big peoples toys for a bit! So much history to take in... and I'm convinced I did not learn a dang thing in high school about this! I know I would have remembered, this stuff was cool!

This weekend was also culture night, it was actually really cool! If theres one thing I could do over at the beginning of the semester, I would have joined more clubs and been more involved. The dances were all so rowdy! The only thing is is that you need to arrive an hour early to get a decent seat! I swear someone was playing a joke on me... I was searching the crowd for Ashton and the punked crew... they weren't around. Culture night is a pretty big deal here, thats not a lie! Question though... Am I missing something or is being an american like the most boring ethnicity ever? We don't have any cool chest-slapping-grunting-feet-pounding dances! Instead we have what, ballroom and swing? Or did we even make those up? I'm not sure... all i know is that I think we kind of get jipped with the cool culture dances. I think I'll make one up and you guys can help me spread the word.

This weekend we also did another hike up to Moana Falls. Me and Whit had a lot of fun taking goofy pictures! It was a hoot.











Todayyy was mighty enjoyable TOO! I'll have to write about that another time.. its 1:10 am and surprise, I'm TIRED! Who woulda thought. Good night!