So uh I should probably give a fair warning, you better not eat or drink anything while you read, you might either A) have it come out your nose or b) throw up. But suit yourself.
I am feeling good, we are only four short days away from Baby Shaw's due date! I can't believe we are already basically at the due date, what the crap. I feel like it went so fast! We have had so many things to distract us, Dayne's new job, moving, and visiting family; time just flew right on by without me realizing it I guess. I always said that when I got pregnant I wouldn't dare complain about anything because of how long it took us to get here. But if we are being honest, holy crap I have never had so many embarrassing moments in my life. My stomach is stretched to it's full capacity. I feel like I'm going to rip down my sides at any given moment. Which is a lovely visual, you're welcome. And just in case you were wondering, I am now peeing twice every night. Every time I sneeze I have a mini panic attack that I am going to pee all over the place. Did I tell you I have peed my pants on multiple occasions? Not a lot of pee, but enough that it's noticeable! One of the first times it happened I was in my moms car... She has grey seats. I sneezed and then had to get out of the car while my mom waited for me in the car... Well, when grey is wet, it turns dark grey. When I came back she was trying to dab it up off the seat. Talk about embarrassing! I was mortified! What do I say? "Um sorry I just peed on your chair like a 2 year old?" I seriously have experienced a whole new level of embarrassment. Besides the peeing, there's also farting! They are actually audible now! And at the worst times when there are in fact people around within hearing distance. It's terrible. I still haven't found a way to deal with it. I usually just casually act like nothing happened or I awkwardly laugh to try and cover it up. Both options don't really work. BUT I love feeling him wiggle and move around though, that makes it all better, or at least worth it... And hey I've got some awesomely embarrassing stories now! So, are you excited to experience your own pregnancy some day? 😉 you should be, it is pretty miraculous, even with all the inexcusable bodily mishaps that occur. Anyways, we are pretty anxious for him to make his big debut. Although the whole labor and birth part still has me.... nervous, terrified, uneasy...somewhere in the ball park of all of those feelings.
